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Lyrics in Alphabetical Order
1987 (A brand New Year)
5:30
(The) '60s (I Think They Are Coming Back)
6:45
74 Units Of Beer On The Floor
3:10
A
A Big Fire
Abyssinia
Acid
Adolph
AIDS from The Needle
Ambien
Angry Album
Anthropomorphic White Christian God
Aryan Jew
Australian Blue Healers
Aye Yo!
B
Back To The Fold
Back To The Ranch
Ballad Of Brutus
Ballad Of Ward & Tina
Bestiality Necrophiliac
Big Game Hunters From Mars
Bill & Mike Are Gay
Blind Lust
Blissless Souls
(Bow Down To The) Sacred Clown
The Boys Are Back In Town
Brother Hyrum
Buck The Bear
BUD $4.69
ButtFuck Bandit
C
Capybara
Cerebrate
Chainsmoking Love Affair
Child Abuse
Chiquita
Chromosomes
Circling the Drain
Circus Of Life
Courtesy Fuck
Cuff The Bitch
Cum Drops
D
Dale-O
Dale's Piano Blues
Dalian Nights
Daniel Ortega Was My Friend
Deciphering Sabbath
Dedication
Del Del (Were Stuck In Hell Hell)
Diffenbochia
Dingleberry Tea
Dodo Song
Doo-Wop
Dropped My Pick
Drunk Pedophile in Disneyland
Dry Heave
E
Early Bird Special
Entropy (Ain't What It Used To Be)
Escape From SLC
The Event Horizon
Exploding Dildos
F
Fat Girls
Fear Itself
Fearsome Pig People Of Paraguay
Fecal Impaction
Feel Me Ejaculate
Foreign Lesion
Forensics
Freud Was Raped
Fuck Frenzy
Fuck Society Song
A Fuckin' Picnic
G
GangBang Mother Teresa
Ghetto (Living In The)
Girl Of My Dreams
Girls Are For Fags
Grandma Was A Hermaphrodite
Guardian Of The Party
Gumby Gonorrhea
Gung Gung Gungaloo
H
Haircut Blues
Happy(Giddy Mindless Euphoria
Healers
Hell Train
Here Come The Judge
(Ron The) Heretic
Hip To Be Hep
Hit & Run
Hollow Man
Honeysuckle Girl
Horney Vulcan Blues
Hostility (Mike is mad)
Howard Johnson
I
I Collect The Heads (Of The Wives Of Henry The Eighth)
I Got An Inch
I Offed Him
I Want To Fuck
Is That It?
I'm a Success
Inversion Aversion
It's Always The Same (Nothings Changed)
It's My Verse
J
Jesus Smelt a Fart
Jim & Tammy Baker
Junkie Of Love
Just A Car
Just A Cog
K
Kiss Your Ass Goodbye
L
La Noche Negra
Lady Liberty
The Last Synapse
LD50
Lies
Living In The Ghetto
Life Out Of Bounds
Ling Dong Bus
Liquid Party
Little Blue Guitar Blues
Lobotomy Blues
Long Live The Sluts
Lost Bearings
Lott & His Daughters
Love Atom
Love Slave
M
Maggot Lady
March Of The Tards
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Mayberry RFD
Meet Again
Meigwo Laushr
Mike For Congress
Mike's Blues
Miss Julie
Mole-On
Murder The Weatherman
Moms Vibrator
Mylar Punch
N
No More Anger
O
Ocean Side (A Philosophical Moment)
Once In A Pigs Eye
One Of The Sluts Is Missing Tonight
P
Pajamas On Fire
Pangea
Paranoid
Party On New Years Night
Party Slug
Penal Reform
Penis
Pharmaceutical Man
Picnic
Pizza Beaners and Sex
Play The Fucking Thing
Positively Negative
Practice Life
Predator
Projectile Kids
R
Random Access Mammaries
Random Shit
ReEdible
Rape Your Momma
Red Planet
Reuel's Photo Blue
Rock 'til Ten O'Clock
Ron Ron (He Is Not Here)
Ron Won't Sing The Blues
S
Sally The Syphilitic Suffragette
Same Damn Song
Saviors (Just a Cog)
Send Me Down Gus (Satanic Song)
Shootin' Alcohol
Sin City
The Sluts Are Old Men
Sluts Theme (We Are The Sluts)
Smell Your Love
Smell Your Love (Reprise)
Snug Puckernuts
Sodomize & Tell
Sore On My Penis
Soul Survivors
Spence Spence
Splooey In Zero G
Stagefright
Swimmin Hole
Sweet Jesus
T
Taipei Bound
Third Trimester Abortion
Time Ain't My Whore
Too Proud To Rape
Too Wise To Rock & Roll
Traveling Clan
Trilobites
Two Junkies and A Dog
U
Us Vs Them
Utah
UUUNNNGGGHHH!
V
Venus
Venus With A Penis
Very Weird Metal Song
Violator Guy
A Virgin for You
Virgin Joe
W
Ward Mother
Ward Shoved a Sheep
Ward, We Love You
Ward's Very Very Very Weird Song
When Will We Meet Again?
White Mans Burden
Wife Swapping
Wifed
Winter Comes So Fast
The Worst Sluts Song Ever
Y
Yak On A Utah Highway
You Really Got Me
Z
Zombie Song
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