The Worst Sluts Song Ever Are we singing? We are recording music, life goes on putting miles behind us now when the red light is on We fly down lifes road, knowing no where to go You get lost in the rain sometimes, We get stuck in the snow Get to the fag-burning-liberal-communist-pigs This is a real Sluts Gig, no form, no lick. I am here to sing about capital punishment I am writing my thesis about this (Are you turned on?) I am turned on, Ward...I want you I want to feel your goatee tickle my ass tickle my puckernut and give me a hard-on It has been too long since you have been to China And I am feeling finer And now, Mr. Stanton (Deleated). The newest Slut tonight Take it away Stan. Paul is dead, we are alive Dale is hard, and Rich is here. His brains have atrophied. brain Dead. Snot Dingleberries Rotting and festering once again nobody has a song to sing I like my Dingleberries snug and tight I like my dingleberries round and tight I got some snug Dingleberries My Captain Crunch with Dingleberries once again it is a fucked-up song Nobody has even a remote idea of a theme. I am too worried about the cords I am playing. Mikes concentration has regulated his music abilities to his unconscious brain Maybe that is why he lacks feeling and this song is really about Billy (Censored). Lets do a mike check. Bill is asleep in the other room Bill sleeps with his mouth open Yes! The Worst Sluts Song Ever Recorded! It is amazing, but they did it.