Wifed On a cold January day I saw my individuality pass away I traded one life for another Now I'm the dad and she's the mother Now I ain't been wifed and I been deprived Some got Cocoa Pebbles - I got uthereal I've been wifed, Oh my God Wifed real tight It's a different life Wifed real tight One day, deep in March Down the long trail, it was deep and dark I got hitched, there was no hitch Traded lice for domestic strife Wifed is a verb, it is not a noun Happens to all if you stick around Nice to hold her, a drag to tow her Compromise is another verb This is the important one- Sacrifice your single life Is it worth it to be wifed? (I think it is- Yeah, yeah I'd rather be wifed) Chorus |