We Are The Sluts Take the last train to Clarkesville and I'll meet you at the station Take the last train to Clarkesville and I'll meet you at the station Well, this song it's our group's theme Believe it or not, we make up the words as we sing We do too much drugs we drink too much and if you practice you can be like one of us We the sluts We the sluts We the sluts Sluts with nuts The way it all started in California When we had a lot of ganja But you know it was a lot of fun We kept getting high But you know I wanted to die But we formed a band and now I fuck my right hand We the sluts We the sluts We the sluts Sluts with nuts We are Sluts With Nuts We are Sluts With Nuts We are Sluts With Nuts We are SlAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHHH! sublimental message Just now sitting on the beach oh yeah Oh god arrested for pissing in public We bribed the cop down in Tijuana Mexico But this guy's coming over here! We the sluts We the sluts We the sluts Sluts with nuts I've got nuts! Between my legs