Ward, We Love You

A song of friendship.

Oh, there's snow on thirteenth east
we need a fireplace to make this house a home
got my friends by my side.

"cause Ward Ward we love you
Ward Ward we love you

This is a commemorative song for all those stuck on the rock.
we understand they're making alot of money but they're
being sucked into the vortex of Chinese women
with horizontal vaginas

Ward Ward we love you

Ward, he can really sing
but he's, he's really good for all of us
because he plays out that part in our soul
that freedom, that independence
that we can take advantage of
sure everyone supports you because
when they're free and independant, they'll come.

Ladies and Gentlemen, DIK...

Ward you're just a special kind of guy
that all the Sluts do love
Yeah the long hair, the ragged jeans
you're the picture of the man of our dreams.

I love you too
I love you too.

I've spent many a night
watching Ward sleep real tight
curled like a bug in his snug little rug
Venice, Salt Lake , Buster's house
Ward we love you
say you love us too.

What can I say now?
I feel like a sacred cow
I think that I'm being used
they just they just know that nobody else has
machines to record them for posterity sake
aaaaugh aaaugh what can I say?
OK.