Ward's Very Very Very Weird Song Ward's different song, take 2 A very weird song This is for you Ward Love is something that exists in the movies and I'd like a box of Wheatees I'm afraid to sing because Ward will start the song over and I used to live next to Dover it's close to rhyming they're in the same part of my brain I've just confiscated the mic from Brad because of this he's very sad Sob But I'm happy I'm so glad cause I can tell you about somnething very special to Ward Ward's very very very weird and very very very different song Chorus Ward's very very very weird and very very very different song Wanted to be a marine biologist Wanted to be a Nepalese Sherpa Wanted to be a doctor and a rockstar But he's my roommate and will go far Lot of sirloin burgers at night He's had a lot of beefaroni lately He worked with me in the emergency room one night didn't see anything very special so did Brad Kept the disease and petulance away Do you want to do it again? Nah