A Virgin For You

Tell me when we're going. OK so, It's the first time we've gotten together in a little over nine years. People have come and people have gone and well, we're, we're trying to eek out some sort something original something different something fun. We haven't had enough to drink and we've run out of liquor but what else is new, because that how things go around here we always seem to run dry before we're high if you know what I mean. Dik "Ricky The Eel" Jensen was here with his lovely wife and child in tow. He dragged them up the hill to his parents house for dinner. He claims he's coming back but I don't know about all that. You know. He made in his appearance he sang on a couple of songs and now he's out the door. What's that all about? Ron is wearing a Slut shirt thinking that he can recapture the lost days of youth. But he's the oldest one here. He's a Fuckin' Fossil. I'll say it again. Fucking Fossil. But you know it's reassuring to see that Ron is still alive at his ripe old age because it means that maybe someday I can reach that age too. Bill managed to make it in here. He's still upright. That to me looks like he hasn't had enough to drink. This is a nice funky beat. Alan is trying to come up with somethin to say. He's trying to write a song. I'm going to let the musicians here jam and see what comes out.


She's screwin' every guy in town
She's been up she's been over she's been all around.
She's got nothing left to do.
She is still a virgin for you.

She's been fucked black
She's been fucked blue
But you've never had her
She's a virgin for you.
She's a virgin for you.
She's a virgin for you.

She's been over there
She's been over here
She's been far away
She's been so so near
There's nothin left for her to do
But she's still a virgin for you
a virgin for you
a virgin for you

She don't think there ain't nothin' else for her to screw
Cause you think she's done it all but she ain't done you
She's been all alone
She's been all here
But that don't matter
If you're still you.

Virgin Virgin Virgin Virgin...

She's opened all her chakras
at least she think she knew
but there's still one chakra that's waiting for you
Cause she's had every guy that she knew
but she's still a virgin, a virgin for you.

She thinks one plus one must equal two
but she don't know what infinity is 'til she met you
ain't no prime number you can't divide by two
and she's still a virgin if she ain't had you

If she ain't had
If she ain't had
if she ain't ain't ain't
had you