Trilobites It's a bad day for the trilobites we all died in a big fight it all happened in one night It's a bad day for the trilobites Way back in the Cambrian Era why we fought it just isn't clear we left a fossile record for you and me we were screwing around on the bottom of the sea were we crustaceans or were we mollusks? I'm not sure at all I think we're related to the scorpions You should have seen us eight legs and two penis we have a hard shell and why it's nasty no lie. I think we're distantly related to some sort of crab perhaps a horseshoe crab. Yeah, I was scurring see filter feeding on the bottom of the sea when this big asshole shit on my leg so I ate his penis and the trilobite died he died real bad. Chorus -------------------------------------------------------------- Trilobite Information