Too Wise to Rock and Roll (I have this guitar) *cough cough* When I was young, I never got sick Roasting buds and dipping my stick I used to chase anything that moved Heh, I lived my life in the groove! Now time it has passed me by I don't drink and I don't get high I just sit here: Fat ass They say I'm happy at last Too wise to rock and roll too old to abuse myself too tired to do anything I guess I'll get married instead I know you've heard it before Thirty years old and becoming a bore Sluts were old in eighty-seven Now that past life seems like heaven Too wise to rock and roll too old to abuse myself too tired to do anything I guess I'll get married instead Ladies and gentlemen: Ricky the Eel Jumping from the fat into the fire Gotta find something to fuel my desire life gets old life gets shorter that's the way you die tonight Too wise to rock and roll too old to abuse myself too tired to do anything at all I guess I'll get married instead What was your name again?