Too Proud to Rape

He who heasitates, masturbates
he who initiates, procreates
I for one am too proud to rape
too proud to rape

Evolution is a concept
I like it except what society dictates
I'm too proud to rape.

At the bars and at the clubs
in the discos and at the pubs
meeting girls for which to mate
too proud to rape so I'll masturbate.

Chorus

You play with me all night long
tell by your eyes you would do me wrong
I'm gettng more frustrated
but don't worry I won't strangulate ya.

But all these teenage women
with their fine tuned asses
all you will get is a shotgun wedding.

Chorus