Taipei Bound It's a rock that you're on white man come and gone vortex of Asain Sluts well guys it's "Ni how ma?" Cause I'm Taipei bound and I'm feeling blue Ward came home so why can't you? Ron's a whore but he still got hitched Oh Taipei life's a bitch I'm going to there eventually but then I'll have my college degree in U.S. it ain't worth shit but O.C.ês are impressed by it. The world is round great adventure roving clowns Del was disatisfied he went first Taipei's bad, Salt Lake's worse Taipei's bad, Salt Lake's worse. I was walking down the side walk just the other day and I thought of you boys down in Taipei I got so lonesome I thought I would cry Doi doi doi how how nee how ma?