I'm A Success I've got six kids and a wife three cars and a bike I'm a success I've got a Pentium III cell phone that's free I'm a success I've got a boss that's nineteen looks like Charlie Sheen Hey I'm a success I've got a house in Merlo celler full of Dom Perrignon Hey I'm a success I got an internet dot com raging hard on Yeah I'm a success I live in a gray and white shack Jack on a cul de sac Yeah I'm a success But go on, get out pack your bags and fucking get out Scram get out of Dodge leave them all behind It's not worth it - it's all a grind I spent ten years in school now I'm the tool I'm a success Can't buy a two bedroom shack it's breaking by back I'm a success All my time goes to work leaves me with nothin to take for myself A prisoner in a one bedroom cell I'm stuck in hell I'm a success I'm looking for a wife in Madras and she'll marry me because I'm a success All I want to do is run away Pack up the kids and move to L.A.