Sore on my Penis

You can't grow food in the desert.
We don't live in the desert!
Why don't you live where the food is?

Bloody Oozy Goo
What am I gonna do?
penis drips that's no debate
Gonna need penicillin
four by eight

Legs were spread
One two three four
Was it Sally, Jill or Joan?
I should have kept my balls home

Sore on my penis
between my legs
Sore on my penis
between my legs
Sore on my penis
between my legs

Won't go away
Won't go away

The sore drips pussie stuff
it won't ever stop
I've collected enough
I don't know what to do
Every drop reminds me of you

Hurts when I pee
What did you do to me?
I don't know
Some tiny little organism

Shakers and goo
Gonna squirt green come
all over you
Oliver Cromwell hated the Scots

Gotta Sore on my penis
between my legs
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
I love it

I noticed a wound
on my big George
Will it go away?
or turn to gore
I hang my head
In unholy shame

Who was that bitch
What was her name?

Mr. Brad Boyle

I should have gone to a VD clinic
But I was a life-long cynic
I ignored the sore on my dick
I got better
I didn't get sick

Sore on my penis
between my legs
I got a penis
with a sore on it's tip
I got a penis
between my legs

I got a verse
I got a verse

I work at the hospital
They tell me they gotta
dull aching pain
It's full of shit
because I know
They been dicking
some chick on state street
I look at their penis and
it's got a big sore on the tip
Bend over, you're going to get a shot
of penicillin right up the ass

Going down to a county med
To have them look at my member
Sit in a room with
a bunch of scum
And pretty soon you'll
get a shot up the bum

Oh yeah
Oh yeah

Gonna squirt green come all over you!

I picked an infection at the whore house
I took her back to my house
I came all over her face
I wouldn't have done it
if it wasn't my place
I think Dale's got a verse

I've got a syphilitic dick
Given to me
By my mate that was for years
I hears the voice into my ears

I made a Mexican
What's her name?
Never again
The tape's running out
She sucked my dick all night
All night long
Said she wanted to,
Oh it's going to end out.

Oh my god, what are we going to do?