Sole Survivors We might as well be on Gilligan's Island Shipwrecked on an island without a competent crew I'm all alone I came with lots of people but Only Mike is standing Mike and a Thai Everyone else is a wimp Everybody else is a gimp Me and Mike, We're still standing We're the sole survivors! Sole survivors tonight (tonight) Polypharmeceutical night takes it's toll When it's over Over the shoulder it goes We've got a second wind tonight And we still feel right We're the sole survivors We're the sole survivors Everyone else is puking in whatever porcelain object they can find Me and Mike we're tougher than the rest We're still young We're the sole survivors tonight! (and we're ready for round two) We're the sole survivors tonight (And we're ready for round 2) We're the sole survivors tonight (The night is young) We're the sole survivors tonight (and I feel good!) Ward's on guitar and he feels right Dave's on guitar and he's got a light Marty and Ben have been passed-out Dick's still sober, what a goober! Two Thais are laying in the corner but one is reading the porn Dale is horizontal on the floor And Del is in the bathtub! Sole, Soooooooooole survivors tonight! (He's got the curtain closed) We're the sooooooooooole survivors Del's got a good hiding place Dale's is more obvious Bill has disappeared You can't hid in bushes in the winter! We made the one o'clock deadline!