Snug Puckernuts there ain't no money in oil no more there ain't no money in oil no more Natural gas done dried up on the panhandle Texas bout done dried up We lost our family house our belongings No, there ain't no money in oil no more and there ain't no natural gas Snug puckernuts Snug puckernuts I've got the mike in my hand The illusion is I'm in a band I have to give these old guys a hand getting older than old understand Snug puckernuts Snug puckernuts Yes, it's Snug puckernuts ladies and gentlemen And without Abdul Adlijuan fanfare I pass the microphone to a man who turned the camera off and therefore ruined the continuity of this song No, But I'll give it to Dick I'm a Snug puckernut I'm losing my tone getting kind of loose driven out of control I sprayed the cat before he sprayed me but I won't live with no fucking hillbillys because I'm a smug puckernut I've got my standards Yeah, just feed me those grapes sluuuurp Smug puckernut for me Smug puckernut You'll see Smug puckernut no, there ain't no buts I'm a Smug puck-er-eeeer nut! Smug puckernut Nut er pucker! Son of snug pucks ker er baby baby yeah Oh baby yeah! Yeah! Oh Yeah! Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah! I said how and you said now Smug puckernut Yeah puckernut Snug puckernut to you It's a snug smug smug fuckernut! Smug puckernuts really A Snug puckernut is very like a compacted dingleberry For you who don't know what a dingleberry is A dingleberry is that little round thing that you get when you're wiping your ass on your forth day of a Canyonlands camping trip and that's a dingleberry and yes Solo I said, There ain't no money in natural oil no more My Snug puckernut sits with it's feet It don't really for working on my groove thing Snug puckernut waiting at home Snug puckernut is waiting for me at home at home Sing Sing I sing There ain't no money in puckernuts There ain't no money in Texas sing There ain't no money in natural oil There ain't no oil There ain't no oil