We Are the Sluts Yes, 1...2...5...6...2 Take the last train to Clarksville and I'll meet you at the station This song it is our group's theme believe it or not but we make up the words as we sing we do too much drugs we drink too much and if you practice you can be like one of us. We are the Sluts We are the Sluts We are the Sluts The Sluts with Nuts! We had all started in California when we had alot of gonga but you know it was like fun we kept getting high but you know I won't deny but we formed a band now I fuck my right hand. Chorus Just pigged out sitting on the beach wearing my one small piece oh yeah,... (Ed. note: Undecipherable due to Mike's inconsiderate orgasm thrashing...) ...oh God arrested for pissing in public! bribed a cop when we were down in Mexico hey! This guy's cuming over here.