The Sluts Are Old Men I heard a rumor, the Sluts are getting old got creaky knees and grey hair I'm told we're over twenty-five, life's been taking a dive Sluts with Nuts in a rut. We used to be creative but it didn't pay now if I'm lucky I live day to day careers to study and bills to pay the sun will shine again someday I heard a rumor that the Sluts are old men the world has passed them by, they all have been their brains have reached stasis, no juices flow they'd rather stay home if there's no where to go I heard a rumor, the Sluts are old men they say it's over before it began this time we gave them a new song to sing time and illusion just don't mean a thing