Shootin' Alcohol There's alcohol you sip and alcohol you drink there's alcohol you mix at the kitchen sink there's alcohol for one and all but real men drink shootin' alcohol Granny has a nip and goes to bed Dad has one in the morning to sooth his head Mom has martinis with her lunch there's alcohol for every bunch but I was something in my drinking days if you're a real man then there's just one way. Oh alcohol it can be a friend of yours or alcohol it can be an enemy alcohol it mudders my thoughts alcohol it can be bought at any local store even at a grocery store it's time for the chorus I believe. I noticed that Dik Jensen not singing he's had too much C2H5OH he's done some downers if he doesn't sing we'll soon be frowning he's had some alcohol Ralph ralph in the toilet. Jessie, Uncle Jessie he had a still he left it to me in his will but I gave it to my cousin Jed 'cause it fucked me up in the head Ouzo that's what I like to drink. It's made with barley it's made with hops drink too much and they'll call the cops it's ethanol in your brain that makes you sing these sweet refrains but when I'm drunk the world's on fire with my sweet burning love desire.