Sally the Syphlettic Suffragette

Barely eighteen fresh from the Azores
she was young barely eighteen
she could have been a young boys dream
she was a whore from the Azores
and she had a big, big sore.

Sally she is a syphlettic
she's also epiletic
wants to vote ha ha, it's no joke
she's been to 5th avenue
despite her constant drip of goo.

Sally, she's got a disease
Sally she's been with you and me
Sally, she's got a disease
Sally she's got the vote, oh no!

Sally--Sally, Sally, Sally
Always at a rally
ain't no drugs to cure her ills
ain't no shots ain't no pills
but she's got the vote.

Spyroketes inside her brain
ain't nothing she can't explain
got it off the toilet seat
now she walks with a strange beat
all the way down the boulevard
now she votes that's not too hard.

She can vote for any registered politican
who has keenly proven his qualities
so what do you think this will do to the electorial system?
I think it's gonna alter...
I think they will basically vote how their husbands vote.

Now let me tell you about Sally when she was old
It's 1950 and I'm not just fucking around
she voted for Ike, I wanted Adlai
she just didn't know the fact
to vote the right way...

and now they'll let them smoke.