Red Planet

Wakin' up from my cryogenic slumber
with a big piece of frozen lumber
pulling the tube out of my ass
I want to get down to those Martian girls fast, Yeah

Red Planet come on to me, unh
Show me what you being now
I'll scam you somehow and
then, my verse will end

I'm Goin' to the Red Planet
Lots of babes on the Red Planet
No Val Kilmer, Red Planet
I Ain't got no gun on a Red Planet

Well there I was deep in Space
I had what I call a terminal case
Blue balls it's called on Earth
But on Mars it's Red Girth, I

Red Planet
Oh am I singing?
I dunno if I can do that.
Red Planet
You caught me by surprise

Brad is a Slut Rookie
Slut Rookie
I spilled my seed on the
Slut Rookie
Red Planet
Red Planet

I'll go
I just want to say that,
Brad is asking for an exception
to the normal Slut Rules
What a rejection
To the decorum of all Slutdom
I dunno it's
It's an offense to all that's right with America
Red Planet