Practice Life I've never had Bill's dick in my ass! I thought I had a life instead it was a lie I thought I had a wife but I was getting high they said it was a dry run they said I wouldn't have fun Instead I would just get in debt over my head. I got a home what is that worth? not more than a lot of dirt I thought I had a life instead it was a lie I thought I had a wife but I was getting high Yeah! It's a practice life! Walking down the street Looking pretty, looking neat I'm looking for a girl for me to do some twirl I want to fuck her hard So I can shove my pard Up her poop chute toot toot I thought I had a life instead it was a lie I thought I had a wife but I was getting high Yeah! It was a practice Life! Ain't no diagram Ain't no formal plan Thought I had a say Ain't no formal plan Thought I had a say That's what they all say Thought I had a thought That ain't what I've got Practice Life! Practice Life! Fucking lies It's a difficult time One time around that's all you've got It's all lies You're not a man Just obey You find yourself here At a Sluts gig At a Sluts gig! Yeah Practice life (I'm trying to play the damn bass here) Let me set the scene Three men pretty and clean All playing their tunes They look like three goons I thought it was my life! It's sucks me like a freaking anthropoid!