Pizza beaners and sex Dale's a candidate for the American Dream Two cars, dogs and kids that scream Living in the suburbs is quite the life and he's got a woman named Debbie for his wife Lives on pizza beaners and sex blew off med school history is next He's a porn hound coast to coast when it comes to sluts he's the host What if the baby's crowning and the car's on fire? Dale dale what do I do? Questions like this he takes in stride Working with sick people he's patient gentle as a mouse On the ice thought he's the meanest fucker in the house Lives on pizza beaners and sex blew off med school history is next He's a porn hound coast to coast when it comes to sluts he's the host He's the sluts first daddy His spawn will rule black shiny metal hooves and a cloven head drowning in drool gay innuendo leave Debbie for Brad It's ok if he's on top you're safe, you won't be a dad (let's jump on the freeway, we'll get there quick!) Eat a pickle mayonnaise enchilada heavy onions Then some downers, lots of beer and some may-lox May your party never end Lives on pizza beaners and sex blew off med school history is next He's a porn hound coast to coast when it comes to sluts he's the host June 22, 1988 Thursday 2:24AM and I'm last nothing left about Dale to expound on or blast Weight, porno, kids, marriage, it's all been done Dale we love you and have fun. Lives on pizza beaners and sex blew off med school history is next He's a porn hound coast to coast when it comes to sluts he's the host Fade it fade it Kill it man! Fade it! Let's turn this into the burp song! Wait a minute! I want my turn! Yeah! We rock and we roll! I'm just a snowball a snowball in hell Frosty the snowman melting in hell! We rock and we roll all night long I know a man who saves lives I know a man who's glad to be alive frosty frosty our friend Frosty who stays cool til the end We rock and we roll I come home at night Who's left on all these lights? Empty Pizza boxes in the garbage can Who can eat them? Only one man can It's gotta be Dale It's gotta be Dale! He's a snowman melting in hell! Solo Yeah! Always been around He's always been a clown He is my mentor Just watch him go out the door! Off to a party a party tonight He's frosty melting in hell. Lives on pizza beers and sex blew off med school history is next He's a porn hound coast to coast when it comes to sluts he's the host What if the baby's crowning and the car's on fire?