A Fuckin' Picnic In the backyard of your Grandma's All the folks a fuckin picnic all night You in the back raise your hands all right Smokin weenies burning buns Hot mustard running down your tongue Yeah, it's a fuckin picnic Burnin weenies on the grill Burnin weenies on the grill Where's the buns, it's time to chill We're out of burgers we're out of fries I think I got some chips and I got some ice It's a picnic It's a picnic It's a picnic In grandma's basement It's a picnic in grandma's backyard It's a picnic I wanted a Coke You gave me Pepsi God damn it I wanted a Coke not Pepsi It's a picnic In grandma's backyard What am I gonna do with a Pepsi? Fuckin' picnic No - roll with it Think of the worst picnic you've ever been to