Pharmaceutical Man I'm a pharmaceutical man I do drugs anywhere I can aspirin, codiene and Tylenol I know my way around I've done them all. I'm a Pharmaceutical man I've done all the drugs that I can I've tested every single one I bet you can't name one I haven't done I've tested the illegal gamut of drugs I've even smoked a piece of the rug I've done aspirin and LSD I've done Tylenol and PCP. I'm a Pharmaceutical Man and I've done all the drugs that I can I'm a Pharmaceutical Man and I've done every drug LSD, heroin and crack I'll never give your prescriptions back I take all the drugs that I can look out here it comes Pharmaceutical Man. If I'm up, I can make myself down, if I'm down, I can make myself up if I'm shit out of luck I can bring happiness I've tried the rainbow I've tried green snow I've tried the syringe and I'm here to begin. Chorus I get periodic nosebleeds please docter what does it mean to me? He thinks the cocaine that I do has been cut with horseshit or Ellen Mt. Dew (I was going to say Elmers glue).