Penal Reform (aka Budweiser $4.69)

Various means of transportations we have available to us.
A time to reflect on the last 24 hours

Once again another day comes to an end
in a glorious closure
as the sun floats down to the horizon
shinging redly through a cloud of particulates
that were emitted from the various modes of transportations
we have available to ourselves

It is once again a time to reflect over the last 24 hours
in which we have consumed
more liquid calories than the entire nation of Uganda
and here's Dale:

I'm going to sing about Soviet historiography
was there continuity or discontinuity?
between the Vladimr, Stalin, Lenin, or Khrushchev.
I won't doubt that brezhnev was a Stalinist
and I won't doubt that Gorbachov was a reformist.
And Finlandiazation got in the way.
the question is what does "modern penal reform" mean?

Penal reform is the various reshaping
of the form and function of the human penis.

Credits and debits, my mind is full of shit
I'll never use it. I don't know why I learn it.
I've got to work in hemispheres
this verse is a reflection of my daily life, oh ya.

There's no doubt that brezhnev was a Stalinist
and Gorbachov is a reformist.
Finlandiazation got in the way.
I think I'll have a brand new day.

Budweiser 469,
a musical interlude: