One in a Pig's Eye Sounds like a good one to me Before I was blind, I couldn't see All there is, is there to be How many words rhyme with things that ends with eeeeee that go on for eternity The beauty of a random universe is like a word like universe ends with e but they do not rhyme with eeeeee Let's do it It's a shame to let this die This happens once in a pig's eye every time we get together there's no spark (the magic verse!) tonight, it's going to die cause from now on it's a random event (there's a spark!) Always random is the fractal geometry Let's do a song about Joseph Smith! Fractal geometry has died a slow painful death Or let's do a song about guitar electronics Lots of fun! Leave it, leave it for another outing This rocks! Joseph Smith is Gay That's all I've got to say Dave is an ass with his guitar there are no words to this song I make them up as I go along The world's fattest man dancing around Don't know what I'm going to do I'm going to squirt green splew all over you Kenya's economics Kenya's economics Kenya's economics Do you want to know an interesting fact about him? He's also a child molester! Books in Europe were very expensive that were in English So I bought a book on his economics Because I figured it would take me a long time to understand it and it did There was a john Birch article about Uh, Maynard Keynes and it was called "The Lavender Lord of Socialism" ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I loved it So, what you're saying is that he was bumfucking Karl Marx and Adam Smith were homosexual lovers But they propounded new theories that reported to explain reality the only thing they pounded was on each other rectums