Mylar Punch Rosey stains all down his chest daddy's car is where he came to rest laid down on the upholstery with the mylar tea he was hating it really bad in the tent he made a mess on his sleeping bag there was a mess, ya Bill was at Kinko's, threw it up--real stinko had too much to drink, it was a corporate meeting now he's taking a verbal beating but you know Bill, he really doesn't give a fuck he'll just drink more and blow off a duck Bill's had too much mylar juice when he parties, he gets real loose Innocent box with a silver bag filled with toxic grape extract smart boys--once is too much better not mess with the mylar punch There's two tales that I could tell one's about DIK and one's about Dale DIK just sat on the putting green eyes afire he wishes to scream TEE OFF YOU FUCKERS!!! TEE OFF YOU FUCKERS!!!, DIK screamed TEE OFF YOU FUCKERS!!!, DIK screamed, tee off Chorus Many stories but they're all the same explodes inside inside your brain inside you just ride it out he's talking and I'm feeling like shit I'm just walking and riding this one out I get up, fall down, then puke my brains out Chorus It's quite cozy in my icebox, sweet little box with the mylar pouch look at it, it couldn't hurt me--just a cup of mylar tea my head's now spinning, I had too much of that toxic mylar punch the lights go out, I hear some screams what oh what has happened to me? Chorus I remember that innocent day, me and the boys went in the park to play but without an ounce of shame, Dale ended up wounded and lame on all fours, heaving in the parking lot on all fours, heaving in the parking lot, fours got an air conditioner Chorus It's real sweet, red or white it puts up a terrible fight hits you real fast and you don't know it pretty soon you're really blowing it but you know we've all done it real bad and it kind of makes you really mad but what the fuck, we're all mylar veterans |