Mylar Punch

Rosey stains all down his chest
daddy's car is where he came to rest
laid down on the upholstery with the mylar tea
he was hating it really bad
in the tent he made a mess on his sleeping bag
there was a mess, ya

Bill was at Kinko's, threw it up--real stinko
had too much to drink, it was a corporate meeting
now he's taking a verbal beating
but you know Bill, he really doesn't give a fuck
he'll just drink more and blow off a duck
Bill's had too much mylar juice
when he parties, he gets real loose

Innocent box with a silver bag
filled with toxic grape extract
smart boys--once is too much
better not mess with the mylar punch

There's two tales that I could tell
one's about DIK and one's about Dale
DIK just sat on the putting green eyes afire he wishes to scream
TEE OFF YOU FUCKERS!!!
TEE OFF YOU FUCKERS!!!, DIK screamed
TEE OFF YOU FUCKERS!!!, DIK screamed, tee off

Chorus

Many stories but they're all the same explodes inside
inside your brain inside you just ride it out
he's talking and I'm feeling like shit
I'm just walking and riding this one out
I get up, fall down, then puke my brains out

Chorus

It's quite cozy in my icebox, sweet little box with the mylar pouch
look at it, it couldn't hurt me--just a cup of mylar tea
my head's now spinning, I had too much of that toxic mylar punch
the lights go out, I hear some screams what oh what has happened to me?

Chorus

I remember that innocent day, me and the boys went in the park to play
but without an ounce of shame, Dale ended up wounded and lame
on all fours, heaving in the parking lot
on all fours, heaving in the parking lot, fours
got an air conditioner

Chorus

It's real sweet, red or white it puts up a terrible fight
hits you real fast and you don't know it
pretty soon you're really blowing it
but you know we've all done it real bad
and it kind of makes you really mad
but what the fuck, we're all mylar veterans