Murder the Weatherman
I heard it snowed again you'll have to face up to your sins don't appreciate the point of where it counts gonna do it till the temperature mounts gonna get some cumulative nimbus clouds cascading around. Welti, Eubanks and channel 4 full of rage, I'll make them into gore I hate the snow I hate the rain rather be bleeding bloody and full of pain. I want to murder the weatherman for crimes against God and man I want to murder the weatherman look outside, it's snowing again! I'm sick of your smiling face while you talk about snow all over the place I hate your peverse delights I want to kill the weatherman and tonight. Gail force winds in from the north-northeast fear and flood and pestulance you say it all in a smile if it's shitty now just wait awhile so squeeze your buns and point at the fake map suck it in and out I'm tired of all that crap. It better get warm and not too soon better wise up and change your tune by noon I don't want to see any more maps or we're going to play your taps HEY! I got two more lines! Fairweather friends, that's what he's got usually the weatherman's considered a sot it's all realitive once you expect whenever they think it's sunny, you get wet. |