Mole-On Ready? I don't know if I can make it work Anytime My pancreas is jamming my feet are dancing my legs are getting brighter and I feel like a fighter I got a mole on I got a mole on I looking for a place to crash My enzymes are all trash They wanted to accept me but my amalays protected me I got a mole on I got a mole on I bought a med from a girl giving head it financed Del's waterbed ephedrine sulphate phenolproponolamyne illegal if mixed with caffeine I can still combine them myself It's such a hassle It's such a hassle A real pain in the ass Three separate pills Such a hassle Mole on Moles moles moles moles moles Mole on (good song, good song) (anytime) I've been working all day long Got to keep going so, I took a mole and now I'm up all night (turn sideways) I'm up all night My, my hair is tingling Oooo But now it's, the sun is up I feel like dirt my hair is wired and my balls hurt Organized my records from A to Z Look what they do and for me I got a mole on I got a mole on Hey there's a camera here There's a little lead or something then tell me when to sing. now? I met a girl and she looked so fine Thought I was cute I was, thought she was mine Then I tried to get it up but, I couldn't cause Well, I don't have a hard-on but at least I have a mole-on I got a mole-on I got a mole-on I'm so excited I just can't get it up honey I got a mole-on I got a mole-on What I really need is a hard-on and ephedrines just do not do the job ephedrines don't do the job drinking coffee doesn't do the job not even cocaine does the job Well, (into the mic) Well, maybe cocaine would do the job but of course I don't do cocaine No, me neither Ha ha, that wasn't just for the camera Lean in, Turn sideways, sing sideways, the profile Fast! If you take these little pills it makes your brain go fast fast fast fast fast Profile, Profile! It is a profile! (Mike throws microphone down) profile! Mike has had some moles Mike is a prefect case of what happens after you take moles. Children I want you to realize that this can happen to you too What will happen if you turn your face sideways so the camera can see it, no! Let's go psychotic! But you see, the Indians, the Indians use to be afraid that if you got photographed it will steal your soul but actually we have many souls printed on little pieces of paper say Kodak on the back "Kodak" is actually Indian for "soul" You didn't know that did you? There is a period, when Mike leaves his household that's known as "DeClawsonfication", where Mike reverts to a norm. and If Mike has been drinking, taking various drugs, then it is best to not irritate Mike in the slightest way, because he will throw the microphone down and get more and more pissed the more you talk about it, on tape and on film for him to listen for the rest of his life and realize what a dink he was. (laughter) Mole I gotta Mole-On!