Meigwo Laushr Mmmm There's Carbon monoxide That old Taipei perfume That hangs over Hoping Dong Lu in the morning and it lays you down by noon Oh Meigwo Laushr You can see that I'm dressed like a teacher But I act like a clown It's a natural reaction I learned down in Buffalo Town The sweep up I've been sweeping up the cash I made Abusing the shaojays Planning my getaway Taipei, Taipei Got a free reign on every dream You've got a left-handed way of making a man sign up on that money grubbing dream for you Oh Yeah Oh, Meigwo Laushr Could you lend me some time? Cause I'm sitting down to a breakfast of swayjao, my last beer of the night