March of the Tards Islamic tards on the march militant tards in Denmark spittile buckets under their chins rosey cheeks and sinister grins March of Dimes sinister elements? Ron addresses the issue, well? We're the tards marching tall We're the tards hear our call wipe my ass and feed me food tell me now who's better than who? Tard in the E.R. with a fecal impaction Dale the E.M.T. springs into action shoves a rubber hose deep into his ass tries to dig out shit but just gets water. You're walking down that alley gettin' kind of spooked vittles on your feet a sloshing in their goo we all know who wears those shoes it's the March of the Tards and you're invited. I'm not quite an idiot, but I'm more than a moron have a double digit I.Q. I'm equally as good as you Jerry Lewis is my god, at random moments I get hard my parents want to have grandchildren and they will, good Lord willing Provo State is my home twitching in and out of doors Bdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbd. I just pretend I'm deaf I just like it when you wipe my ass I know everything that's going on I beat-off secretly just to make you mad.