Long Live the Sluts!


Born on Venice Beach
you say our intellect is out of your reach
if you weren't offended on the last album
let us know, we'll get to you next time
we don't mean to leave anybody out
we're equal opportunity haters.

We met in a place called "Fornia"
didn't know we'd fornicate
we're buddies, bum-jug pals
BG takes me up the ass.

We're stuck in a rut
the Sluts with Nuts
the guys with tight butts
rumor has it we died a quick death
I say not yet,
Long Live the Sluts!

Natural fears are what I use to describe the world
it sneaks up at you at work or play
it sneaks up on you night and day
I'd like to propose it snuck up on us Sluts.

We're the Sluts with Nuts
we have tight butts
we all go nuts
when it comes down to the Sluts
we are nuts
we're the Sluts!

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