Jesus Smelt a Fart It could have been Luke, Paul or Mark But I swear to God Jesus smelled a fart It could have been Paul, Luke, or Mark But it was Jesus who smelled the fart It could have been Paul, Luke, or Mark But it was Jesus who smelled the fart at The Last Supper They served cabbage at the Last Supper They served beans at the Last Supper (open a window) It could have been Paul, Luke, or Mark But it was Jesus who smelled the fart I think it was Simon (At the Last Supper) Good thing they didn't serve beans At the last Supper With Eggs for bouquet (it was Jesus who smelled the fart) Jesus did not eat enough fiber (Paul, Luke, or Mark) His bowels were on fire (it was Jesus who smelled the fart) It couldn't have been Paul, Luke, or Mark But it was Jesus who smelled the fart They've got a bottled fart in the Vatican Gonna be released on Armageddon I think it was Matheus, James, Gas out our ass! It's even funnier if you watch through glass Because Luke, Paul or Mark (I think it was Bartholomew, We'll call him 'Bart the Fart'!) But it was Jesus who smelled the fart Andrew, Andrew did it! Luke, Mark or Paul, Made everyone choke, It was gaseous and dull It was a shart! It was a shart! It was a shart! Look at the shroud of Turin you'll see the brown streak It was a shart! It was a shart! It was a shart! It was a shart! The shroud of Turin has a Hershy streak on it (clarinet solo) Because Luke, Paul or Mark But it was Jesus who smelled the fart Because Luke, Mark or Paul It was Jesus who gassed us all to Hell It was a shart! (It was a shart!) It was a shart! (It was a shart!) It was a shart! (It was a shart!) It was a shart! (It was a shart!) The shart of Turin The shart of Turin