I Want to Fuck (I want to see Betty's face the first time she hears new Sluts tunes the first time through. She must go, "what did he say this time?") I want to fuck Jasmine Hardwood I want to fuck Leah Lattice I want to fuck Jenny Clifton I want to fuck Tessa Gambit I want to fuck my Head Nurse I want to fuck my anthropology professor I want to fuck my aide student advisor I want to fuck the little girl selling newspapers! I see Dale, I see Del, I see Ward, I hear Brad, I don't see Mike! I don't see Ron! I don't see Bill! Dick! I don't see Dick! Oh my god! Where's Dick!?!