I Got An Itch I've got an inch maybe four I guess depends on who walks through the door It's my vacation I don't have to expend one ounce of anything that I can defend I've got an itch That's it that's all I've got an itch It's time to fall I've got an itch That's it that's all I've got an itch It's time to fall I'll leave it to you to elaborate and then I'll come away and coraborate I've got an itch please don't pinch it's alright take more than an inch I've got an itch That's it that's all I've got an itch It's time to fall I've got an itch That's it that's all I've got an itch It's time to fall Come on baby don't run away I know that you are dying to stay You say you want to leave me Well that's ok cause I'll see you another day I've got an itch That's it that's all I've got an itch It's time to fall I've got an itch That's it that's all I've got an itch It's time to fall It's Christmas baby don't be a Grinch I'll open your legs I'll slide you my inch I've got an itch that I can't scratch Come on baby, open your snatch I've got an inch I've got an inch I've got an inch I've got an inch