Howard Johnson Lived in a place that's trash suing us for mega-cash Trolly Village's a pig-sty don't live there - high chances to die. Vicious murderers are going free and this asshole is suing me criminal justice is all fucked-up I'm gonna make him bleed. We lived in a dump but we don't mind I'm used to housing of a sleezier kind with murderers outside a gore-ridden hole now they want to charge us for fixing it up work. Howard Johnson's suing our ass says we broke a piece of his glass says we spilled on his rug he's Trolly's lawyer-type thug Oppression of the masses is 101 in your standard law classes no money for attorneys fees conclusive evidence, verdict: GUILTY! Drops lawsuits on everyone poor Howard Johnson's a low-rent whore It's a case for the county attorney down to hell is their final journey. Chorus