Horney Vulcan Blues

"...the one with those exquistly shaped ears, his name is Spock. He's the one I was thinking about. Did you know he has the most incredibly sensitive hearing..."



Throb in my heart

"...and I almost believe that if I stood here and called out to him, he would hear my invitation to come and visit with us for a while longer..."


Warp-5 Mr. Scotty Terraneous moons Mr. Checkov
A-1 starship emergency, #1 science officer has a need
headed for Vulcan for Mr. Spock cause he sings...Mamamama

I've got the green cum blues
seven years waiting, just for you
pointed ears and rounded breasts
come down to my green nest
I've got those Vulcan horny blues



"...and first officer Spock.

I have never met a Vulcan sir.

Nor I, a work of art madame.

Mr. Spock! I thought you had accompanied Capt. Kirk to the rest chamber.

Your movements wakened me. My apologies.

I didn't realize they would disturb you.

Only Vulcan ears would find the noise distracting.

It seems that Vulcans are fascinatingly different in many ways.

The same may be said for Stratos inhabitants.

Vulcan eyes are very discerning..."


First officer on the Enterprise
they said sex would be his demise
but it's so logical to want to fuck
doesn't matter if you've got green balls and pointy ears
it's our luck
I've got the horny Vulcan Blues
gonna squirt green cum all over you

Then there's Mr. Spock, ya Mr. Spock
ain't got no logical cock
takes a walk, takes a long walk, oh ya
it's the Mr. Spock blues
I don't know what Mr. Spock's gonna do



"...you only take a mate every seven years?

The seven year cycle is biologically inherant in all vulcans. At that time, the mating drive outweighs all other motivations.

And is there nothing that can disturb thast cycle, Mr. Spock?

Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing, madame.."



There's more than one difference between Spock and Kirk
Spock has two hearts, that's not what I mean
Spock, Mr. Vulcan can't relieve himself with the Vulcan beat-off
He ain't never been, warp-5 to planet Vulcan
and Spock sings those Vulcan horny blues

"...all the little things that you and I understand and expect from life..."

My green balls just ache to cum come on baby, give me some oohh.
yeh, oh the planet Vulcan ain't the same
ever since my green cum went down the drain