Hit and Run Been drinking a little wasn't my fault that dirty old git walked in front of my car one split second the dirty deed was done I've been drinking and driving, I decided to hit and run A twentieth centuary neanderthal my brains been pickled in alcohol I jump behind my automobile and I'm not up to what I feel There's an organization it's called MADD a bunch of old ladies who think they're real bad they want a piece of my ass tonight just 'cause I went and took a life One dirty second and the dirty deed was done If you're gonna drink and drive then you'd better Hit and Run My shiny new black Jaguar has never been out-run since I was drunk that evening I thought I'd hit and run one split second and the dirty deed was done if you're going to drink and drive then you'd better hit and run Chorus I had some fine whiskey I jump behind the wheel of my 28th automobile and as the blood would chill take it to the car wash and never get killed Chorus Then I was aquitted but the jury plainly see it could have been them but instead it was me us upperclass rich folks got justice in our hands some of us say the USA is plainly promised land Chorus I'm not going to let you take my licence away put me in a jail cell to rot I've driven drunk a thousand times only hit the old git once. Chorus Had an alcohol level of 240 saw the old bitty when she was post-morti had femur fractures all over the place couldn't even tell if it was her face she was real dead, don't know why hit her on the fly Chorus