Hip To Be Hep This is a little story about our friend alias Zeb Davison now concurrently known to the peer group as Hep. It's a shortening of the term Hepatitis which is a disease Ron contracted while visiting the mainland China this song affectionately goes out to him and the organ known as his liver. A fatal piece of chinese pig his liver responded by getting big he never has to worry about donating blood an american in Taiwan with a yellow pud The average human being on a big old world is a teenage chinese voluptuous girl Ron, he wants to give them all a whirl he's a yellow man looking for a yellow girl to give him yellow kids he wanted to fit right in with them It's mellow to be yellow in to be asian, a delight to be white it's hip to be Hep! Was in Europe for thousands of miles - only in China for a little Ron, Ron, were you immoral? because Hepatitis-A is fecal-oral Chorus Ron's a boy from the USA now that he's yellow he wouldn't have it any other way I know for sure that he's hunting for an asian wife Ron, Ron is no longer white Chorus