Here Come the Judge Miss Hill, Miss Hill are you on the pill? The reason I wanted to ask If you're on the pill is because I want to fuck you and give you a promotion I really can't say that Can we go out on a date instead? I don't know what I'm saying I find it silly Miss Hill but so is this song It's such a fucking weird song On the evening of the alleged infraction I remember quite clearly I was utilizing my outhouse So I was otherwise engaged and unable to perpetrate the sexual misconduct aforementioned Take a message Miss Hill I would like to see your bare mammory glands Notice I didn't refer to them as breasts as that would be politically incorrect I would like you to attach yourself by means of your oral orifice To my manly unit Notice how I did not refer to it as a penis Here come the judge Here come the judge Here come the judge Here come the judge I have never discussed Roe v Wade (Here come the judge) With professor Anita Hill (Here come the judge) Nor did I describe the length or girth of my penis (Here come the judge) In all truth (Here come the judge) I have never described the length or girth of my penis to anyone (Here come the drugs) except my lovely wife (Here come the drugs) Yeah! Solo Here come the judge Here come the judge Here come the drugs Here come the drugs Hey Baby Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Come over to my place I'll show you a real good time You think a secretary is only supposed to make coffee? Yeah, I'll show what the secretary is supposed to make, yes The secretary is supposed to make the judge come! Like, Here come the judge! Baby, Here come the juuuuuudgeeee! I believe wholeheartedly in the sanctity of natural love and the inviolate privileges of the fetus and I would never dream of imagining the size of a woman's breasts nor would I ever consider using any restroom facilities other than an outhouse Hey! No badgering the witness! Man, you leave that kneecap alone! Yeah, she's got nice tits! and she's a bitch! She's a woman and all women want it! Why the hell she following me, Man? Hey! Hey! Leave me alone! Man! Quit following me around! Another one? There's another one, and one more! She'd be a judge if she went out on a date with me! Here come the judge Here come the judge Here come the judge The judge, he came It would've been a better career move Thar came the judge! Here come the drugs!