Haircut Blues I'm not going to cut my hair because I really don't care It's taken me so long to grow this hair on my head but you know Bill Bill gave in Bill cut his hair for a Christmas portrait with his big brother Ashby But not me I'm going to court I'm not going to wear a tie because it looks stupid with long hair Even if he still did because he's up for manslaughter Oh yeah I've been in MBA school I'm in school with a bunch of fools Why do the dicks make all the money? If you ask me, it's kind of suspicious If you want to be a Sluts With Nuts You got to give something Business School is, sorry I cut my hair baby I cut my hair I keep it off of my ears I keep it out of my eyes I cut my hair because I'm an American! God damn it! Doesn't that count for anything these days? Now it's Marty! I got a scar and I don't care I got a scar above my left ear I got a scar and it really does wear I got a scar and she don't care I got a scar but it's my affair Oh God no! I'm scared for life That bitch hit me she cut me with a knife! Now I've got six notches on my penis Cut me out, Bitch! No! It's to Mike I got the Del Hayes is leaving the country blues And he squirts green come all over you, you Taiwanese! Del Hayes is the guardian of our party Del Hayes, he parties hearty! Delbert, He won't be here But you Sluts, You be of good cheer. He's coming back! Dale The Sluts are losing our friend Del Six months in Asian Hell! He's going to be with Some horizontal kunt Taiwan, Taipei is his grunt We're losing Del to Hell Oh well. Marty is a swell