Guardian of the Party

I'm the guardian of your party
got an eye out for sobriety
put a drink into your hand
don't you know I'm a partying man?

Guardian of your party, inspire yourself
Don't be a wimp, don't be a geek
I kill anything even close to weak
I don't think you've done enough drugs
be like Bob, he's on the rug
and I'm a guardian of your party.

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If you are really bored
look for Del, he's our lord
get you a beer, a smoke or some cocaine
he doesn't know how to restrain
he's a...

Oh I'm a partying man and I do the best I can.

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I see you sit in the corner alone
I could take you to your home
just come sit around with me
and I'm sure you'll see.

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