Grandma was a Hermaphrodite

Well my Grandma she's from Romania
she came over from the sea
landed in Trenton, New Jersey
I've got something to report
grandma is a hermaphrodite.

She does just as well as bookends that I know
she can do it fast, she can do it slow
but being from New Jersey, you just never know
for all I know she has hair down between her toes.

She was a hermaphrodite
penis to the left, cunt to the right

She shaved the left armpit, let the other one grow hair
kept Grandpa with a fright in his hair
she kept him up all night
she was a bleeding, fucking hermaphrodite.

She could be weak, she could be soft
she could be mean, she could tough
because my Grandma was a hermaphrodite
and if you don't know what it means
then why don't you just go look it up.

She was a hermaphrodite
penis to the left, cunt to the right