Girls are for Fags This song is dedicated to its conceptual creator Jeff Brienholt, a man currently studying law at a prestigious American university. I used to be available chemicals beyond my control it better be good it's my night out I want to scream I want to shout Cunt Cunt everywhere Some are furry some shaved bare Want to come to gigs and sit and stare Don't want them here, We don't care A night with the Sluts A Night with the Stags We're bitchin' studs and girls are for fags Oh sally sally may Won't you please just go away I's all man that's how I wish to stay but I think that girls are really gay A night with the Sluts A Night with the Stags We're bitchin' studs and girls are for fags We're Fags! A night at Snake Rock The moon and stars and some liquid Don't need a woman to have some fun A night with some sluts until the sun rise You say you're the one But I don't know it's true I think girls are for fags I don't want you Girls are for fags Boys are for studs Gimmie one more chance I'll see if you got nuts A night with the Sluts A Night with the Stags We're bitchin' studs and girls are for fags They'll suck your cock If you want they'll even talk They listen to our music and let you eat their pubics They love us to death and will give us head but we don't ned them they're hags Girls are for fags A night with the Sluts A Night with the Stags We're bitchin' studs and girls are for fags FOR FAGS! Take a walk Take a long walk.