Mother Teresa

I wanna gang bang Mother Teresa
I wanna gang bang cause I know it will please her
the hoardes of Calcutta they don't need her
I wanna gang bang Mother Teresa

Savior of the poor
spread her out on the floor
the floor was made of sand
Ma T made a singer of a rock& roll band.

Mother Teresa's really flat chested
that's ok, her vagina's not infested
they say she won the Nobel prize
impressed me as I got between her thighs.

Four feet seven with crinkley skin
Mother Teresa, she made me grin
in and in and out with all my might
I really screamed on those Calcutta nights.

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She won the Nobel prize
just cause she was just my size
I don't take no comprimise
I need some 80 year old thighs.

She's a Catholic nun
that's reason she's so fun
not supposed fuck or give head
not supposed to suck off the dead.

I really put her in a sexual gear
only took a couple of beers
laying on the floor of the monastery
I wish she hadn't had a dysentry.

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She's a symbol for the poor
But I know her, she's spread open wide
I know her, she almost died
you are forgiven my son.

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