Foreign Leision The day started off like any other day I got up to urinate on my penis there was a sore I wondered it is it for? Met a girl form the Soviet Union asked her 'HEY! What'cha doing?' 40 days sucking your cock bitch gave me a leision that I don't want to talk about. I was looking for something kind of pleasing doing it for the wrong-ass reason girl was guilty of Grand High Treason I ended up with a foreign leision Way down under I made a blunder New South Wales girls love rape and plunder Kangaroos, wombats a platypus too that girl had had the entire zoo! She must have been a low rent whore 'cause I never caught anything from the girl next-door I'm looking for a girl that's clean God! I think my balls are turning green! Chorus Me & Larry & Curly & Moe met a girl from Idaho I remember when I stretched pusy sores made quite a mess. Met a lady behind the Iron Curtain she was wet and hot and baby I was hurting she kept on taking more and more and she left me with nothing but a foreign sore. It's late at night and I'm driving the streets but the night was cold and I get kind of bold but all I got was this foreign leision. Chorus