Fecal Impaction What've we got here? I can't imagine what it could be, Looks like a fecal impaction! What've we got here? What've we got? What've we got? (Into the mic, Mike) What've we got here? Well, I'm a trained physician, I think I can diagnose this fucker instantly Well, We got a Fecal impaction Diagnosis: Gay interaction! Got a dildo up your ass Tell me pal, how did this come to pass? Welp! It's the top of my neighbor's hoe! (Yeah?) He's just a normal Joe (Oh!) I bent to weed the roses (No!) I was naked, he said, Glad to know ya! (Oh!) I'm going to sue the manufacturer! Tips not supposed to break off! Fecal impaction Diagnosis: Gay interaction! Got a dildo up your ass Tell me pal, how did this come to pass? No, No! No! No, No! No! Close Close Give it, give it to me! Well, there i was, I was on a business trip, I'm a shoe salesman from Los Angeles, and there I was minding my own business, sitting in a pay toilet in the airport, I was waiting for that next flight, You know, the big bird in the sky? And I met this "guy", And he said, And he said, can you just move a little bit to the side? Fecal impaction Diagnosis: Gay interaction! Got a dildo up your ass (Tell me pal,) how did this come to pass? I was just sitting there, like, I was just sitting there, and I was wanting, like, a hamburger and the man came and he said, You can have a hamburger but it costs something, I said, What's it cost? He said, Bend down. So I did, but Jesus Christ! I just felt like this man, this man Well I had a Fecal impaction Diagnosis: Gay interaction! Got a dildo up your ass (Tell me pal,) how did this come to pass? Well there I was minding my own business and I saw these lights in the sky, like glowing and like green and red and had a triangle and everything and these little people about four, four foot two or so, and oh, he was cute, but they had these little slant eyes and they burned a triangle on my arm and the next thing you know I got a Fecal impaction Diagnosis: Gay interaction! Got a dildo up your ass (Tell me pal,) how did this come to pass? Well, I was in the jungles of the Amazon on the Unglua Dungo River, And in the darkness something just stole into my tent. it made a b-line for my Bee-Vee-Dees, So to speak (That sounds so romantic) Well, naturally I thought it had been a snake that had crawled up my ass, So, in the darkness I grabbed a flashlight and tried to kill it Didn't work (it wasn't a flashlight) I called to my best by, Dungo And he brought me the snake killer And that's how I ended up with Fecal impaction Diagnosis: Gay interaction! Got a dildo up your ass (Tell me pal,) how did this come to pass? Well, Jesus! I don't understand it He's been my boyfriend for over a year But, for a few nights he hasn't been here I figured he was out with the Sluts, drinking beer I was so sure they were all hetero I don't understand how he got this: Fecal impaction Diagnosis: Gay interaction! Got a dildo up your ass (Tell me pal,) how did this come to pass? Well, there I was, minding my own business, driving down the freeway on I-15, Well, well, I got my new Buick, see? It's got A C and all that kind of good stuff, and then, then this truck just blindsided me and rolled me over the side of the freeway! Well, I think, I think it was a medical supply truck, a medical supply truck or like aids of some sort and I think, accidentally in the high impact collision I got a Fecal impaction Diagnosis: Gay interaction! Got a dildo up your ass (Tell me pal,) how did this come to pass? I've tried enemas, I've tried spanking enemas I liked it when the doctor pulled it out Wait! It hurts! It hurts a lot! But it's a good kind of hurt Kiss it better will you? Hey doc, while you're down there, Could you do me a favor? You mean this costs money?