Fear Itself (Fear fear fear fear fear fear) Why did the blind man grope for his bottle on the shelf? So he wouldn't have to stare into the face of fear itself Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm sure you know It's an age old story that has often been told He was running He was running He was running from fear itself Fear itself I was running runnin down that blind alley I thought it would lead me to fame and fortune but no it was a foolish ruse and it burned me burned me like an A Bomb Hot and fierce with painful reaming progs I fear I can't go on with this charade It's fear itself Fear itself I thought I was doing somethin good and then we talked Dik into coming back He's making his family wait wait for him to come to dinner He's got nothing nothing but fear Fear fear nothing but fear itself Fear itself Self Fear itself I don't know what to say Bom bom bom So I'll just sing and make an ass out of myself I'm so full of fear (fear itself) that I look like a big queer But I'm also afraid (afraid) that both songs I've sung tonight have homosexual refrences (they do it's true) But I'm I'm not a homophobe (No, No You're just a homo) I've been around the globe and I've got fear itself (Fear itself) Fear itself (Homophobes don't fear themselves) Fear itself broken arms southern charms Steel that shines rust and brines It's just a mouthfull of broken glass It's you and me (me and you) and no one else (don't know what to do, it's true) Driven to the edge by fear itself Fear itself Fear fear fear fear fear itself Grope for a bottle pretend you are someone else anything anything anything but fear itself anything Fear itself