Exploding Dildos

Now a story
whats going on?
not a god damn thing I'm looking for
Something to keep that girl
out of my mind
Something to eliminate her
from the race of mankind
What the hell can I buy?
Maybe a gun?
Ha ha Do you really want to have some fun?

Give her roses
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Thrill that slut with an
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Blow her all to hell
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Oh it's terror reign
at the pussy
These 16 inch
plastic things that aren't for sissies
Blowing French tuna
all the way to Laguna
Sin taxed plastic bomb
I should have thought of it sooner

The I R A uses
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Hezbola Mugashign
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Late night two bit whore
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Low prices at the store
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Boom!
ssssssssshshshsh

Kaboom!

I sent one to Maggie
I sent one to the queen
I sent her a big fat fucking machine
Manhole sized cunts need exploding dildos
Plastic shaped like a big bucks leg
She'll get a big fucking bang out of that

The Angel Moroni
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L D S Church
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High five killers
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Ezera Taft Benson
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