Escape From Salt Lake Three and a half years ago yesterday Put Del Hayes on a plane Three and a half years ago yesterday I put Mr. Hayes on a plane Said he was going to Asia my friend He was silent when I asked him why He said he was going to Asia my friend He was silent when he said "Goodbye" Three decades here two hunderd pounds too much beer Salt Lake City is nepotistic Three decades here two hunderd pounds too much beer Salt Lake City is a nightmare I'm taking the family on a new adventure I'm looking forward to earning a pension I'm taking the family on a new adventure I'm looking forward to earning a pension After all of these years after of all of these changes I'm taking my leave of this place After all of these years after of all of my changes I'm taking my leave of this place Going to learn how to cut people's bunions Going to sand down their corns Going to learn how to cut people's bunions How to sand down their corns Now I'm older no wiser that times gone and passed me on by Yes I'm older no wiser that times gone and passed me on by I'm leaving the nest here and then now bending the rules till I die Leaving the nest here and then now bending the rules till I die Gonna blow this place